Antonio Robbinstinez | The Anti-Motivational Speaker You Need

Antonio Robbinstinez

"Motivational" Comedian

Hello Asshole!

Ready to Stop Being Lost As Fuck?

I am Antonio Robbinstinez

I don’t want to be your ‘guru,’ but you clearly need help because of how you are. Come to a seminar if you’re ready for brutal honesty, some laughs, and a kick in the face.

Who The hell is Antonio?

Who the Hell is Antonio

Its me, Stupid.

Let’s Get This Over With

I didn’t sign up for this. You people decided that I should be a motivational speaker, and now here we are, stupid.

My seminars? They’re not like the self-help crap you’re used to—they’re real, raw, and full of brutal honesty.

You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and hopefully, you’ll walk away being less like this.

Experience the

Brutal Truth

Live at a Comedy Club Near You

Experience the Brutal Truth

Live at a Comedy Club Near You

Think this is your usual Tony Robbins bullshit-shit? Think again. I’ll insult you, question your choices, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll walk away better for it.

Think this is your usual Tony Robbins love-fest? Think again. I’ll insult you, question your choices, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll walk away better for it.

I Can’t Believe I Had to Write a

Whole Book for This

I thought common sense would be enough, but here we are because you guys are annoying.

‘7 Habits of Highly Effective Assholes’ is the manual for anyone tired of getting trampled on and ready to stand up for themselves. It’s blunt, it’s real, and it’s free—because clearly, someone had to spell it out because you guys are too dumb.

Think You’re Ready for This?

Fill out the form to grab your free copy. But remember, this isn’t your typical self-help fluff—it’s here to make you think, laugh, and, frankly, get your act together

Real People, Real Results.

And Yeah, They Were Surprised Too, Believe Me.

Before I went to Antonio’s seminar, I was a complete loser. Now I’m only a partial loser, and I’ve got a thriving pyramid scheme to thank him for. Not only did he help me embrace my inner asshole, but I’ve also convinced my neighbors to sell essential oils door-to-door. Thanks, Antonio!

Barbara, 46

(Pyramid Scheme CEO & Essential Oil Enthusiast)

I walked into Antonio’s seminar as a regular person and walked out as a completely different species. I’m 95% sure I can now communicate with dolphins telepathically. Also, I quit my job to become a professional cloud-watcher. 10/10 would recommend.

Chad, 32

(Cloud-Watcher & Dolphin Whisperer)

Antonio’s seminar helped me realize that my marriage was a joke, and now I’m proudly divorced with zero regrets. I don’t need anyone telling me how to live my life, except for Antonio, who tells me what an idiot I’ve been. I’ve never felt more liberated. I’m living my best life—single, rich, and eating tacos on my couch.

Lisa, 39

(Proud Divorcee & Couch Potato Extraordinaire)

Why are you like this?

Find Out at a Seminar

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