Hello, Asshole.
Ready to Stop Being So Damn Lost?
I’m Antonio Robbinstinez. I don’t want to do this, but you keep showing up. Attend one of my seminars at your local comedy club or buy my book. Either way, let’s get this over with.
Who is
Antonio Robbinstinez?
(And Why Do I Have to Do This?)
I didn’t sign up for this. You people decided that I should be a motivational speaker, and now here we are.
My seminars? They’re not like the self-help crap you’re used to—they’re real, raw, and full of brutal honesty.
You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and hopefully, you’ll walk away a little less of a mess
Experience the Brutal Truth, Live at a Comedy Club Near You
Think my seminars are going to be like a Tony Robbins clap-fest? Think again. I’ll insult you, make you question your life choices, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll get your shit together. Buy your ticket and find out.
Learn How to Be an Asshole (In a Good Way)
Nice guys finish last—because they’re too busy being nice. In my book, 7 Habits of Highly Effective Assholes, I’ll teach you how to stop being a pushover, stand your ground, and maybe even laugh while you’re doing it. If you want a soft, ‘find your inner peace’ book, look elsewhere.
Real People, Real Results. And Yeah, They Were Surprised Too
I didn’t think I needed help. Turns out I was wrong—and Antonio let me know.”
Jeff, 39
Antonio’s seminar was the slap in the face I didn’t know I needed. Also, the book’s not bad either''
Lindsey, 26
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